The King’s Rules for Hotels
Posted by Barry on December 8th, 2006All hotel pillows will be required to be fluffly and comfortable, no more than one year old, and each bed will be required to have a minimum of four pillows for guests to use at their discretion.
All hotel showers must be high pressure, adjustable, with plenty of hot water, or the night is free.
All hotel door card key systems will work the same way.
There will always be a working light switch right next to the door, fresh batteries in the tv remote, and at least one FREE bottle of water in the room. And if you hide the remote, I get to keep the tv.