Barry’s Blogasaurus

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If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you, I would have FIVE cents.

I may not own a nice car, but I’ve got enough money to take you to Taco Bell.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to phone home when I fell in love.

I just lost my phone number, can I have yours?

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your place?

What’s your full name? I need to know how to monogram our towels after we get married.

Seeing you makes me reconsider my opposition to cloning.

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

You’re so gorgeous that you made me forget my pickup line.

Category: Greatness on WWW

From Video Football Leads to Attack

Watch the video. Sheriff Joe Bob is pretty funny….

34 year old James Rodney Wilson was playing a round of PlayStation football with his brother in law, 34 year old Lance Borchert, when the two got in an argument. They were simulating an Auburn versus Tennessee game when things got heated. According to police, Borchert went to bed and Wilson went after him with a knife. Borchert was stabbed in the back and Wilson ran into the woods. He was caught a short time later. He’s charged with attempted murder.

Sheriff Blakely says it was apparent that alcohol was involved. WELL DUH!!!!

Category: Greatness on WWW, Other Stuff

So my bride and two little ones are headed to Tejas next week for a Sat to Sat visit. I’m not going because I have a bunch going on plus I have to be in Nashville Mon and Tues
and Chicago Tues and Wed.

So I find out tonight that Virginia and her mom have cooked up something interesting.

Virginia was a Zeta at A&M. Her mother was a Zeta back in the day at tu.
Zeta is doing some sort of fund raising event for Halloween.

So Virginia is going to dress my 4 year old son Charlie up in an A&M football uniform
and take him trick or treating next Wednesday.

Door to Door….

INSIDE THE UT ZETA HOUSE ….

Bad time for me to decide not to come to Texas with them.

But one helluva story for Charile to use if he goes to A&M in 15 years. Door to door in a u. of texas sorority house at age 4.

Little man is cute enough to pull this off too…

Category: Other Stuff

That’s the most unprepared, disorganized, and unfocused I’ve seen a Texas Aggie team play in years. But winning ugly ure beats losing….

Maybe I’m just an old fuddy duddy, but tuck in your damn jerseys and wear full sleeves. Look like an athlete who cares, not a “wife beatin’-cut-off Ozzy Osbourne-concert-t-shirt-wearin’-where’d-my-trailer-go” escapee from a Rob Zombie concert.

Wondering how many more slightly short and small but really smart record setting Texas HS qbs are gonna leave the state before tu, A&M, or Tech think “Hey, maybe we should give the kid who was 48-0 and threw for 26,000 yards in HS a freakin’ scholarship offer….” ?
Hey to the Detmer brothers, Drew Brees, and several others.

Auburn is overrated.
Arkansas is underrated.
USC is overrated this year.
OU is finally getting paid back for that mystical run of good luck they had for Stoops MNC.
Georgia Tennessee was one hellluva game before Georgia melted down.
And a hey to Wake Forrest, for a epic 4th quarter meltdown.
David Cutcliffe is seriously underrated.
Louisville–WVA is going to be a helluva game.
So will Florida–Georgia if Georgia recovers and finds a QB.
Florida might just be *really* good.
u. texas just might wiggle their way back into the MNC game before this is all said and done. dammit.
Joe Torre is overrated.
Yankee pitching from 6 years ago was underrated.
Chuck Amato is seriously getting on my nerves.

Category: CollegeFeetsball

I think it was a slow week in college feetsball.

I think Michigan State is a disaster.

I think Del made a good wager that the first score in the Bama Razorbacks game would be a field goal.

I think its a helluva time for Chuck Amato to decide to show up.

I think its cool that Rutgers has reinvented itself.

I think Clemson might be pretty good.

I think Ole Miss is going to be looking for a new head coach before the end of this year….

I think Notre Dame better watch out for Purdue next week.

I think it’s interesting that Michigan AND Texas both won by exactly the large point spread they were supposed to.

I think Cal is going to screw my bet every single week.

I think I’m really glad the A&M vs Tech game is finally here so we can find out if the Aggies actually have improved and exactly what kind of team they will be after 4 games worth of experimenting.

Category: CollegeFeetsball

I think Army deserved to win that game

I think I hurt my ankle this weekend.
Jumping off the Notre Dame Band Wagon.
I think it’s a tweaking of an old injury.
I sprained it last weekend jumping ON their bandwagon

I think the job Petrino is doing at Louisville is remarkable.
He started the year top 15 with two Heisman candidates and 3 games into the season his RB is lost for the year, the QB is lost for half the year, and they are still 3-0 and rolling people. I think I’d check into his contract status if I was in the market
for a new coach….

I think TCU might watch out for Gary Patterson too.
Anyone who can keep Texas Tech out of the endzone will have suitors….

I think that as of 8:00 pm eastern I thought the Aggies had a real shot at 11-0 heading into Austin since Oklahoma, Nebraska, and Tech all struggled and didn’t look that good.
Plus they all have to come to Kyle.

I think that as of 1:00 am eastern the Aggies looked schizophrenic and have a real shot at ANYTHING from 11-0 to 6-5 heading into Austin

I think that anyone screaming about Coach Fran’s decision to go for it on 4th and 1 should really be screaming about our inability to GET one yard on Army.

I think the dude from Louisville who said
“This ain’t the same old Miami team”
was right.

I think the due from Nebraska who said they would
“beat USC and show the world that Nebraska’s back”
was wrong

I think the Texas Aggie football team was hung over.
I think the officials in the Oregon Oklahoma game were still drunk.
I think Larry Coker should get drunk.

I think the Big 12 deserves the same dogging I gave the Big 10+1
There’s Texas and not much else, and Texas ain’t all that either.

I think Army deserved to win that game

Category: CollegeFeetsball

At least he speaks his mind….

and covers all the bases….

Category: Other Stuff

College marching bands will not be allowed to play stupid take-offs of current pop music tunes. The ONE and only exception to this is rule is playing “Tusk” by Fleetwood Mac. However, your college band will be required to have a minimum of 10 drummers performing it.

Category: King of the World

But I might have to get one of these….

And it made you laugh too didn’t it?

Category: CollegeFeetsball

“You’re doing something right if you have groupies.”

and he makes me laugh…

Category: CollegeFeetsball