Best of VERY BAD pick-up lines
Posted by Barry on October 24th, 2006www.tacobell.com/cheesypickup/default.htm
If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you, I would have FIVE cents.
I may not own a nice car, but I’ve got enough money to take you to Taco Bell.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to phone home when I fell in love.
I just lost my phone number, can I have yours?
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your place?
What’s your full name? I need to know how to monogram our towels after we get married.
Seeing you makes me reconsider my opposition to cloning.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
You’re so gorgeous that you made me forget my pickup line.